Archive for June, 2012

Each day that I sit around outside and do nothing (which is everyday), I observe the world around me.  Sometimes I witness some real “Planet Earth” shit right before my eyes.

For example:

I have watched a possum play dead, AND watched it from afar as it slowly looked around to see if the coast was clear before getting up. They take their sweet ass time just so you know…..

I am sure there are other examples too, but today I got some video evidence.  I hope you enjoy PART 1 and PART 2.

My new buddy…..

 

Farewell waves……

 

This is what Andrew Michaels is doing now……..

Heartbeats – The Knife – Unofficial music video

A long time ago I posted a Sony commercial which had a beautiful song in it called “Heartbeats”, by Jose Gonzales.

Here is a cover of that song.

It is beautiful in its own way…….

ENJOY!

 

The white trash side of me and my property

This is what Andrew Michaels is doing now….

Noah Cover of “Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO

 

Usually, I use the most spread out option on a shower head.  I prefer having the widest area of my body hit with water.  This has been my style of showering which brings me the most comfort.

BUT…….

Have you tried the asshole setting on a shower head?

I don’t mean “asshole” as in like a “dickhead” or “douchebag”.

I mean “asshole”, as in “your asshole”………….

Today as I showered; I changed my  routine of the wide spray setting.

I took a walk on the wild side.  I used the jet stream setting……..

It focuses full force on the tightest area possible (within the constraints and limitations of the shower head).

This is the polar opposite of my comfort level.

But……..

My asshole has never been cleaner.

This is what Andrew Michaels is doing now………