Archive for March, 2011

 

This guy is pretty awesome………I know it’s 2011, but you know what? Dice can still entertain me in 2011.  His old stuff never gets old, and his new stuff is new……..That seems pretty awesome to me……

The only thing that has gotten old with Dice, is Dice himself.

Yes……it’s true, Dice doesn’t really look too great……………. and hasn’t aged too well, but what is honestly to be expected to happen to a guy like Dice?

Dice is still himself, he is just stuck in an older, fatter, and always getting progressively worse body suit (which is permanently stuck on him as a final kick in the balls).

Dice will never change who he is, due to what he looks like.  He is who he always has been…….the fucking man.

No wrinkles, balding, or extra adipose tissue, could ever stop him from being who he is, and what life he has always lived.

As you can see, he still does more than ok, even if he doesn’t look like the years have been doing his body much good….

I mean he is wearing an eyepatch, and his white socks are jacked up like an old man, and he is wearing something that I could only describe as a high end fanny pack……..But none of that matters, because Dice is the man regardless of what he looks like.  Dice knows this for sure, I realize this……and this chick most definitely realizes this, and I feel that so should you.

This is what Andrew Michaels is doing now………

 

Good for that kid…….nothing like picking up your opponent and thrashing him with an epic power bomb……..

This is what Andrew Michaels is doing at 4:11 A.M……………. when he hasn’t fallen asleep yet…………….. and he has to wake up in a few hours to start his day………..

He is giving serious consideration to just staying awake, though today is in fact St. Patrick’s Day…………… he is in agreement (with himself) that a few hours of sleep will be most beneficial on such a festive day.

Happy St Patrick’s Day

You know………….I am not the type of guy who likes to give a shit about celebrity gossip, but I must say that I am sucked up into the whole Charlie Sheen thing.  I do not watch “Two and half men”, I never have……..

I guess it never appealed to me to watch the show, even though Charlie Sheen is an appealing type of guy.  It just always seemed so cliche and corny, with the humor and very apparent laugh tracks.

Maybe though, it really is good………….

I mean, A LOT of people seem to like the show.  It just so happens, that I know absolutely NONE of the people who do in fact like it.

I guess this must be the reason that I think the show would be lame.

It’s not because it looks lame………It’s because I don’t know anyone who watches the show.

They would be the ones to tell me, that it is actually a very good show………..I lack these people in my life.

This is why I never cared to watch “Two and a half men”…………..

I am going to try this show out. I have unfairly judged it, without watching it once.  I need to be more open minded with my predetermined judgments I make on things.  That should have been my New Year’s resolution.

It can be a March 4th resolution.

I will watch “Two and a half men”; and this will show the world (or just myself), that I have indeed changed for the better. I am no longer judging things that I have not experienced for myself.

I don’t know though………………..

I think that fucking kid really annoys me……….although, I have nothing to base this on.

He just annoys me, plain and simple……………with no explanation for it.

While I am at it…….I also think that the maid is annoying.  I hardly think that if I watched the show from the beginning; that these two unappealing characters, would start to grow on me………to the point of magically becoming appealing.

I can’t see myself getting all excited, when either of them comes on the show.

I really don’t think that I will ever watch “Two and a half men”…………

But, Charlie………

That guy can do whatever………..the fuck………….. he wants.

There might be consequences to some of the stuff he does though.

I am sure he is fine with this, especially if it means he can keep on living…….and keep on winning.  Even if there is an occasional loss……………….it’s really no big deal to him, because he has won a HELL of a lot more, for his entire life…………than he has lost.

Good for you Charlie.  This guy has done whatever he wanted since he was probably a young kid.  He doesn’t know any other way of living.  He would be so bored living a normal middle class way of life.  I do not know how well it would go over if he was forced to live in such a way.  The withdrawal from his previous life, would be much worse than crack.  I think he would rather die, than live a life of mediocrity, after having all the experiences he was subject to.

Anyways…….this video made me laugh, give it a chance.

If you have some spare time (about an hour), check out the Howard Stern interviews about Charlie Sheen.  I must warn you though; this girl who is interviewed, talks about a lot of crazy shit……

Enjoy………or pass, I will not judge.

This is what Andrew Michaels is doing now……….

Welcome to my one sided, very limited review of the top 24 performances of American Idol 2011………

First off, Chris Medina is much better than at least 15 of these top 24.

But that’s beside the point.  I have moved on…….. to my main man Paul, of course.

It was finally Paul McDonald’s turn for the stage.

This easily got me excited, in a non-sexual way.

This would soon change though, when I heard him sing “Maggie May”.

(Occasionally, I find that I am an unintentional poet of EPIC proportions.)

PUSH PLAY

I can see myself as the, “Charlie Sheen of poetry”.

Because the dude IS EPIC…….

If I am not that epic………then I might consider myself “The drug use of Charlie Sheen (of poetry)”

If I am not that epic as well……then I am at least, “The parties hosted by Charlie Sheen (of poetry)”.

Back to Paul McDonald……

I looked to my girlfriend when “Maggie May” started, and I said:

This is why I love fucking this guy”

 

He did a great job with the song, he picked a song that suits him perfectly.  I would have loved to see and hear the ending to the song (which he omitted), most likely due to time constraints.

The mannerisms of this guy are top fucking notch too.  My girlfriend said that, “He look’s like he is having fun”.

I told her that she just came up with the title for my next blog post for Idol.

The dude does look like he’s having fun…….

Watch and enjoy:

 

 

But then, there was another performance that I also thought was top notch too.

Yes…..it’s true that I have yet to mention Casey Abrams.

He is probably number 1 for my girlfriend.

What I really like about him; is his demeanor and voice while he is singing, compared to when he is not.

It’s a pretty big difference.

He seems like he can really get into “character” when he sings, and I think that is important for performing artists.

Watch the whole video, and you will see what I mean.

This is looking to be the “Charlie Sheen of American Idol seasons”……

This is what Andrew Michaels is doing now…..